| dear diary
today i have decided to add a new intree (entree?, whatever)... and for the thousands of you that are excited PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS HOW EXCITED YOU ARE, adn for the rest of you thanks for stoping by san diego, jk. anyways i typing today for 2 reasons .....
1) to up date and...
2) .... .... .... crap i forgot ..... anywaus....
so just want to put out there, if there are any ladies that need a boyfriend, well you in LUCK ...., .... i know a town about a mile for here, jk., but serously i know God's got good plans adn a great prosperious life for me, and i know that im in it right now, i just hate the fact that we (stupid sinners) cant over look all the crap,or hard times, in our lifes and see 'How Great is Our God' and how much he has done for us and how much he is doing 4 us, right now.... Why God do i focus in on the junk, and cant get over ...WHY? ...because jeremiah 29:11 ...because he's the one that knows the plans and not us ...and that good. so .. 4 u-all out their that are sad... remember GODs GOOD and he loves u....
so here are 4 thing to do when your sad to cheer u up!!!!
1) call a midget and tell them you going to eat him, or buy him lunch and eat his food
2) play a good game of fold'em text book (where you take school book and try to fold them as many time as you can)
3) teach your little cousin a new word like 'musk' or 'wrath' or 'ka-ne-chi-wa' or 'excalibur'
4) goto camp meet a girl, find out she got a boyfriends, come home get jealious of your friends, relatives, and youth because they all have girlfriends and you dont, and if you did, dont worry she has a boyfriend, and realize youll never get a girlfriend because your old, fat, growing bald, stressed > which leads to zits, late, smell, fart all the time, and your still living home beacuse nobody wants a 26 years momy's boy that cant do anything except live with his mom in a van down by the river...............and then you breathe |